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Last wipe
ago
Players
0
/30
Rating
92
%
Group
–
no data yet
Procedural
The Couch • Map Wipe Tomorrow • Active Admins ✓
North America · United States
Vanilla
weekly
About this server
The Couch is the only weekly vanilla server that requires all players to enable Secure Boot, which stops many cheats from working. If you want fewer cheaters, hop on and bring a friend.
• Map wipe every Thursday at 11:00 AM Pacific
• Blueprint wipe monthly at force-wipe
• Map kept secret until wipe, so nobody knows it in advance
• Vanilla Rust, no gameplay modifications
• No group limit
• No paid perks, no VIP, no kits
• All players must have Secure Boot and TPM enabled
• Private Steam profiles are allowed, but you may be required to temporarily make it public
• Hosted on a dedicated server, US Central (Dallas)
• Zero tolerance for racism, antisemitism, harassment, and slurs
• Player names hidden from BattleMetrics
• Private stats pages, type /stats in game for your code
• More info and the Discord link at www.thecouch.lol
Photo Credit: Miguel Delvillar (@theconcavelens)
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Contact & support
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Current wipe
Wipe
5d
ago ·
Started
Duration
~7
days · weekly
100
- Times in UTC
- Players
- Typical (last 2 wipes) · approx.
- Wipe
- Weekend
Every 7 days · usually
3 of the last 3 on schedule · based on the wipes we recorded
Rhythm
7 days
cycle
Punctuality
3/3
on time
Usual time
typical slot
| Date | Wipe | Players | Type | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
|
The Couch • Wiped just now! • Active Admins ✓
· running
|
6.0 d so far | |||
|
The Couch • Wiped 6 mins ago • Active Admins ✓
|
7.0 d | |||
|
The Couch • US Central • Active Admins ✓
|
7.0 d |
When is it full?
avg. players · weekday × hour · last 4 weeks
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
Sun
Fullest Thu 21:00 UTC · ~13 players hours in UTC
Feedback
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Server stats
Wipes
3
tracked
Avg fill
4%
of slots
Peak players
15
on
Full after wipe
never full
in past wipes
Tracked since
Oct 2026
17 days
Previous maps
Procedural
Last wipe
ago
Players
27
/50
Rating
92
%
Group
–
no data yet
Custom map
Last wipe
ago
Players
104
/300
Rating
88
%
Group
–
no data yet